Ingredients:
- Lies
- Electoral Fraud
- Socialist Heroin
- Antisemitism
- Hatred of Britain
- Associations with Terrorists
- Pact with the SNP
- Nepotism
- Hoodwinking of the Young
- Conning of the Vulnerable
- Racism
- Theft
- Thuggery
- Hyperinflation
- St George Flag diced and sliced
- No Brexit
- Sprinkling of Al Qaeda
- A dusting of Semtex
- Open Borders
- Starving Children
Instructions:
- Empty your larder
- Sell off sell-able furniture
- Chop down Magic Money tree and burn to keep warm
- Burn unsellable furniture to soften chilblains
- Bring to Boil
- Add blood
- Choke a sparrow to nibble at while sipping the cocktail?
- Or rifle through a bin for some bones to gnaw?
- Or, if you feel lucky, catch and barbecue a stray dog?
