Sunshine On Keith
BY BEN PENSANT There isn’t much we can predict with absolute certainty in 2019. In the old days, if your best mate told you his new girlfriend was a Tory you could deduce with confidence that she’d be white and wealthy with a penchant for throwing stones at disableds. But the modern world is so arse-about-face, the dumb public so susceptible to fascist gaslighting, that even … Continue reading Sunshine On Keith
Pointless Circle of Revenge
VICAR Dear Readers of Country Squire Magazine, I trust that You are well. This week I feel obliged to mention the Christchurch massacre, which has killed 50 so far. Lone gunman Brenton Tarrant was responsible. In a hate-filled manifesto published online, Tarrant claimed three events in Europe in the spring of 2017 turned him to violence. The first was an attack in Stockholm by an … Continue reading Pointless Circle of Revenge
Defending Remainer Dave
BY JACK PEMBERTON Since 2010 I have worked with a bloke called Dave. We’re good friends and our families know each other well. We’d do anything for each other. But since the summer of 2016 Dave’s been a Remainer and I’ve been a Brexiteer. We’re still friends. Nothing’s changed. I still work with a bloke called Dave. We often wonder who are these actors who … Continue reading Defending Remainer Dave
Knife Crime Truth
BY ANDREW MOODY The tragic knife murder of 17 year old Girl Scout Jodie Chesney by an assailant who, without saying a word, stabbed her in the back, has sparked off a series of frenzied media reports of teen knife murders. After a young man was stabbed in Tottenham the number of murders and man slaughters in December 2018 rose to 131. This has only … Continue reading Knife Crime Truth
Gloves Off
CSM EDITORIAL So, the House of Commons is no longer representative of British voters. Many years of political apathy in Britain have allowed a bunch of careerists, amateurs and Marxists to steal the green benches. A Remain Parliament voted for itself last night and this will not be fast forgotten. The obvious route from here – after a delay to Brexit is called for today … Continue reading Gloves Off
Hope Not Hate & the BBC
BY PAUL NEWALL I’m always been fascinated by organisations like Hope Not Hate (HNH), partly by how much hating they do and partly by how their political agenda is covert in the same way as the boobs of a lap dancer. It makes me wonder about the changing situation of hate in our society. If you look at propaganda posters from 1941, it would appear … Continue reading Hope Not Hate & the BBC
Vote May’s Deal Down
BY JAMIE FOSTER Theresa May’s deal looks dead in the water after Geoffrey Cox the Attorney General gave his advice that the legal risk of being stuck indefinitely in the backstop remained unchanged despite new legal documents secured from Strasbourg. While there still stands to be a vote on the deal, the DUP has already said they will be rejecting the deal following Geoffrey Cox’s … Continue reading Vote May’s Deal Down
Watergate Codswallop
BY ALEXIA JAMES Watching those few who have hung around to try and overturn Brexit is a sport in itself. They are clinically insane. While the rest of us were enjoying our Friday evening in the real world at dinner parties, down the pub or snuggled up on the sofa watching a movie, the tinfoilers were busy having a Twitter meltdown about Arron Banks, the … Continue reading Watergate Codswallop
Clover Club
Ingredients: 1/4 oz Raspberry Syrup (or Grenadine), 1½ oz Gin, 3/4 oz Lemon Juice, 1 Egg White Preparation: Dry shake ingredients to emulsify, add ice, shake and served straight up. Served: Straight up; without ice Drinkware: Cocktail glass Continue reading Clover Club
