The Labour

Ingredients: 

  • Lies
  • Electoral Fraud
  • Socialist Heroin
  • Antisemitism
  • Hatred of Britain
  • Associations with Terrorists
  • Pact with the SNP
  • Nepotism
  • Hoodwinking of the Young
  • Conning of the Vulnerable
  • Racism
  • Theft
  • Thuggery
  • Hyperinflation
  • St George Flag diced and sliced
  • No Brexit
  • Sprinkling of Al Qaeda
  • A dusting of Semtex
  • Open Borders
  • Starving Children

Instructions: 

  • Empty your larder
  • Sell off sell-able furniture
  • Chop down Magic Money tree and burn to keep warm
  • Burn unsellable furniture to soften chilblains
  • Bring to Boil
  • Add blood
  • Choke a sparrow to nibble at while sipping the cocktail?
  • Or rifle through a bin for some bones to gnaw?
  • Or, if you feel lucky, catch and barbecue a stray dog?

 

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