Ingredients: 

• Lies
• Electoral Fraud
• Socialist Heroin
• Antisemitism
• Hatred of Britain
• Associations with Terrorists
• Pact with the SNP
• Nepotism
• Hoodwinking of the Young
• Conning of the Vulnerable
• Racism
• Theft
• Thuggery
• Hyperinflation
• St George Flag diced and sliced
• No Brexit
• Sprinkling of Al Qaeda
• A dusting of Semtex
• Open Borders
• Starving Children

Instructions: 

• Empty your larder
• Sell off sell-able furniture
• Chop down Magic Money tree and burn to keep warm
• Burn unsellable furniture to soften chilblains
• Bring to Boil
• Add blood
• Choke a sparrow to nibble at while sipping the cocktail?
• Or rifle through a bin for some bones to gnaw?
• Or, if you feel lucky, catch and barbecue a stray dog?