BY DANIEL JUPP Chaos in Britain After Somebody Introduces Keir Starmer to Game of Thrones The UK Government today announced a raft of new measures in response to Keir Starmer finally being introduced to smash hit HBO fantasy series Game of Thrones. The series based on the (still uncompleted) novel sequence by George R.R. Martin was a massive international hit in 8 series between 2011-2019, … Continue reading Fantasy Politics
BY ROGER WATSON I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o’er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of deadly daffodils I took my spade and dug them up In case they make the kiddies ill. I well recall the mass daffodil poisoning of children in the last century. Poorly educated in the ways of the … Continue reading Deadly Daftodils
BY THE EDITOR Before this weekend I’d never heard of the group Hunting Leaks. They sound like a plumbing firm or a cabinet audit committee. As it turns out, a brand of incontinence pads would be more applicable. I was amused to hear that this group, replete with balaclava crusties and mad cat women, were so flustered as to concoct a ‘take-down’ of me – … Continue reading Hunting Leaks: Ministry of Lies
