Theresa May Day Cocktail

Ingredients:  2 ripe peaches (pitted and roughly chopped) 1 tonne of lies 1 part​ rum A dose of cowardice 4​ strawberries (cubed) 2 passion fruit (flesh and seeds) Several catchy phrases that mean nowt 4 ounces cloudy apple juice 1 tablespoon superfine sugar 1 massive act of treachery 2 teaspoons fresh ginger (grated) 1​ cup crushed ice 2 Tin ears Garnish: Apple fans Instructions: Blend all the ingredients together with crushed ice. Delay. Delay some more. … Continue reading Theresa May Day Cocktail