Ingredients:
- 2 ripe peaches (pitted and roughly chopped)
- 1 tonne of lies
- 1 part rum
- A dose of cowardice
- 4 strawberries (cubed)
- 2 passion fruit (flesh and seeds)
- Several catchy phrases that mean nowt
- 4 ounces cloudy apple juice
- 1 tablespoon superfine sugar
- 1 massive act of treachery
- 2 teaspoons fresh ginger (grated)
- 1 cup crushed ice
- 2 Tin ears
- Garnish: Apple fans
Instructions:
- Blend all the ingredients together with crushed ice.
- Delay. Delay some more.
- Pour the mix equally into two highball glasses.
- Play each side off against each other and claim more days in office.
- Garnish with an apple fan.
- Run for the hills after a quick dash into Millets.
