US Election Just Got Weirder


The weirdest US Election ever just got a whole lot weirder.

Just when you thought that groping, murdering, embezzling and deleting confidential emails were the only peculiarities that have coloured this election, in walks Danney Williams from left stage.

Who is Danney Williams?

Well Danney Williams (left below) alleges to be Bill Clinton’s long lost black son.


Live at the National Press Club in Washington DC on Tuesday, Danney Williams announced his “mission” to seek a DNA sample from known Clinton mistress Monica Lewinsky.


You heard that right.

Danney Williams has penned a letter to Lewinsky begging her for a DNA sample from her notorious blue dress. He wants Lewinsky to let him conduct DNA testing on “the stain” she testified came from a sex act she performed on Clinton at the White House on Feb. 28, 1997. (FBI documents confirmed it was a match for Bill Clinton’s DNA).

Danney Williams, who works as an Arkansas construction worker believes the dress is a vital clue to his bombshell claim that he’s Clinton’s son by an African-American prostitute.

In Danney Williams’ own words:

“I’ve done my homework and I saw they returned the dress to her after the tests and I thought why not ask her for it. I’m praying on it that she will make this happen for me. I’m sure [the Clintons] hurt her as they hurt me.”

In his letter to Lewinsky, Williams said Clinton “provided cash support for me when I was a boy as well as having Arkansas State Troopers deliver Christmas presents to our home each year.”

He said his attempts to contact Bill Clinton directly went unanswered, and he was blocked when he tried through Facebook.

The issue, Williams told Lewinsky, “can only [be] resolved with a true, verified DNA test.”

Williams hasn’t been shy about claiming why Bill Clinton wants nothing to do with him if he is indeed his biological father.

In remarks prepared for the news conference, Williams said, “I have struggled all my life to get the acknowledgement of my father and step mother, because like any child, I want to know my dad and I want him to know me.”

He continued: “I have always felt bad about my father not wanting to be in my life. Was it because I was black? Was there something wrong with me? It’s not fair and it has been hurtful that he still refuses to acknowledge me. I am his only son in the world and he’s my only dad. Recently I have been telling my kids that their grandfather was the president of the United States and they’re amazed by it, they’re like ‘No. Is it for real?’ I tell them yes, he is my father and I will make sure you get to meet him one day.”

YouTube’s blocked the nine-minute feature “BANISHED – The Untold Story of Danney Williams,” which had received more 1 million views since Williams first posted it October 11th.

Currently it can be found here.

What’s next?

Rumours abound of a Donald Trump sex orgy in Russia.

Jesus wept.

What entertainment did we get for the UK elections?

A bacon sandwich and the Edstone.

Makes you proud to be British!


One thought on “US Election Just Got Weirder

  1. I’d not put anything past those Clintons. I understand there’s loads of conspiracy crap out there and I’d not ever buy into any of that but there seems to be an underlying current of darkness surrounding all they do. An illegitimate child is nothing. Look at the bodies. How they get anywhere near the Presidency says a lot about America and how far it has fallen over the years.

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