Banzai Conservatism


Banzai Conservatism has conservatism at its heart. Combining a disposition to preserve with an ability to improve (Burke). Conservatives are people who love something actual and want to retain it (Scruton), but they also need to defend that something actual. In other words, often in their battle of a generation, they need to fight to defend their love.

Conservatism involves 3 scenarios: Perfect, Creeping & Guerrilla.

  • Perfect is where one’s society or land has become so peaceful and prosperous that government can be small and just involves a progressive tweak here and there.
  • Creeping is where Progressives are in charge, but they follow a mild progressive brand, such as Blair’s New Labour in its early years or Bill Clinton in the US.
  • Guerrilla is war for conservatives. When the progressive element is Hard Left socialist or communist revolutionary or theocratic absolutist and is threatening or destroying precisely what needs to be conserved. Where the revolutionaries have either momentum, or rule the society or land.

Banzai Conservatism comes into play only in the latter scenario, although it can be used in the creeping scenario also. Its characteristics are:

  • Getting in and amongst the threatening cadres undercover and dividing them from within.
  • Changing the opposition to them from a top-down, hierarchical, typical opposition party, to a grassroots movement which wins popular support by its chivalrous actions, from which a conservatism-respecting government in waiting can be engineered.
  • Winning the propaganda war – the culture war – using the conservative’s ability to perceive truth and argue for justice. Using guerrilla methods to virally spread messages, combat propaganda and make the people belly laugh at the progressive opponent, who will be susceptible because of his idée fixe, whether Marxist or religious.
  • In democracies there shall never be a need for violence from Banzai conservatives, as their principles and ideas are correct, so they always trump whatever is thrown at them with their genius and niceness. The French Resistance in the Second World War combating Nazi oppressors of the Hard Left achieved more by existing en esprit than what it physically achieved using violence.

A modern-day scenario showing the need for Banzai conservatism is Britain in 2018. As Corbyn’s Hard Left entities wipe away the mild progressive element of the British Labour Party using an effective and persuasive grassroots movement, the Banzai Conservative button should be pressed. Corbyn and Momentum can be ripped apart from the inside by turning hard left factions against hard left competing factions, all the while winning the hearts and minds of those prone to a year zero mentality around socialism; using viral videos, factoids and imaginative guerrilla targeting using publicity campaigning.

Technology – social media and fake news – has made Banzai conservatism more necessary, as both the Hard Left and theocrats can use technology to appear larger than they really are, while faking evidential discourse using video and audio to a point of brainwashing of large numbers of the populus in a short time period – a phenomenon that would have required many years in the past to be effective.

When was the last time conservatives stormed an event or made threats to close down free speech? We don’t stand outside the Labour conference shouting abuse at delegates. Why is hate, nastiness and uncivilised behaviour so inherent in left wingers? That is another question. But Banzai Conservatism is the answer to the current malaise where conservatives sit back, MPs of a conservative mindset are too sedentary and often too louche. Four wheel drive conservatism with a concise, intelligible proselytising message is lacking.