Are You a Man or a Woman?


With the Labour Party unsure of what makes a man and what makes a woman, a member of the public has invented an ingenious song, to be sung to the tune of ‘If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands’:

“Simply turning it (the trans debate) into a toxic divide advances the cause of no one – the cause of women or those that don’t identify with the gender that they were born into,” Labour Leader Sir Keir Starmer claimed in April.

His comments came just weeks after former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon saw her popularity drop (pre-arrest) after introducing legislation that would have allowed Britons north of the border to self-identify their gender.

Now the song is out, Labour (and Stonewall for that matter) should get back to representing gays and lesbians.

Companies, you can save loads of money now by sacking all those diversity officers.