BY STEWART SLATER “It’s 4:30, John. Time to wake up.” the computer said in a voice designed at once to be friendly and to brook no dissent. “The weather today will be sunny, with a peak temperature of 45°. My analysis of your sleep pattern suggests you are less than optimally rested so I would recommend a green sachet for breakfast this morning.” John stumbled … Continue reading The New Archaeology – A Dystopian Satire Part I
BY ALEXIA JAMES With the Labour Party unsure of what makes a man and what makes a woman, a member of the public has invented an ingenious song, to be sung to the tune of ‘If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands’: “Simply turning it (the trans debate) into a toxic divide advances the cause of no one – the cause of … Continue reading Are You a Man or a Woman?
BY QUENTIN PIGG Last month, Britain’s broadcast media subjected the nation to a series of bombshell revelations from which it may never recover. First came the news that Philip Schofield isn’t the red-blooded womaniser his tousled hair and flowered shirts would have us believe. Then the BBC’s Head of Drama, Piers Wenger (pictured), revealed that far from some happy coincidence, it is actual BBC policy … Continue reading Repurposing the Licence Fee
India Willoughby is an English newsreader, broadcaster, journalist and reality television personality. She is known for being Britain’s first transgender national television newsreader – reading the news on Channel 5. She now regularly appears on ITV’s Loose Women and on Good Morning Britain, giving SJWs hell, with Piers Morgan as backup. Country Squire’s James Bembridge went to meet her: James: Pre-2010 the only word I … Continue reading The India Willoughby Interview
BY DOMINIC WIGHTMAN I’ve had some peculiar dreams recently. One dream involved a tiny, bald, Celtic warrior painted in white brandishing a little spear right in my face – he had piercing blue eyes, terrible teeth and the breath of a very old Labrador. Another involved sharing a pantomime horse with Her Majesty the Queen – appropriately I was at the blind rear end and … Continue reading Feeling & Being
BY FRANK HAVILAND Most people have the good taste not to know what gender means anymore, but it wasn’t always the case. When I was at primary school 30 years ago, most kids could accurately identify the contents of their pants. On one solitary occasion, a boy famously strayed into the girls’ toilets, and was thereafter accorded the sort of hushed respect usually reserved for … Continue reading War on Y
BY INFAMOUST I am now, at best, a disinterested observer. Fascism to me is merely a form of social movement and the rules can be applied just as easily under a rainbow flag as under a swastika… it really is little more than an aesthetic. I extrapolate, that’s my problem. I’m a pragmatic inevitablist. This truly is an uncomfortable thought. It may be one of … Continue reading Rainbow Reich Rising
BY SAM WHITE Earlier this week it was announced that the Conservative government is planning to make changes to gender identity rules, allowing people to change their birth certificate so that it records them as the sex of their choice, or even just assign themselves a biologically impossible X in place of boy or girl, all without consulting a doctor. Currently it’s necessary to have … Continue reading Beyond Criticism
