Behavioural Economics – Treasury Guidelines

PHYLEGYAS Executive Summary: As the newly appointed Director of Behavioural Economics at the Treasury, I am circulating these guidelines to all colleagues of whatever rank, diversity, equality or any other designation that I might have missed. Given that Behavioural Economics is grounded in the emotional, cultural and social factors causing economic decisions, these rules are to be front and centre of future Treasury Policy. Phlegyas … Continue reading Behavioural Economics – Treasury Guidelines

The Four Thousand Bagger

BY PHLEGYAS As we watch private equity companies bid for Morrisons’ supermarket, the Chinese buy up Cambridge University by pumping cash and professors into the Colleges and the Church of England abandon its clergy and college-based training in favour of 10,000 lay-led churches , we received this investment report from our favourite City analyst, Tapyer Nose.     BUY recommendation for YIPPEE! the special purpose acquisition company … Continue reading The Four Thousand Bagger

Scottish Election Victory Speech

BY PHLEGYAS On this historic day, I stand before you to make a commitment – a commitment that I’ve been wanting to fulfil all my life  – and even before. Scotland will be independent! We will break asunder the bonds of the Act of Union! We will become separate from the Constitution and institutions of the United Kingdom at Westminster! We will stand tall and … Continue reading Scottish Election Victory Speech