CSM EDITORIAL
One should not, in the normal course of events, be overly surprised to find the odd eccentric at a village fête or a county fair. A certain amount of harmless embellishment is part of the rich tapestry of rural life. However, the spectacle of a man brazenly parading as a Rear Admiral, chest ablaze with unearned medals, at a sacred Remembrance Sunday service in Llandudno is of a different order entirely.
This ‘Walter Mitty’ character, with his bogus Distinguished Service Order and his blag about representing the Lord Lieutenant, is a symptom of a deeper malady.
Why should we, the decent, truth-respecting public, express shock at this individual’s ‘stolen valour’ when those occupying the highest offices of the land appear to be engaged in a similar pastime?

Consider the evidence before us. We have a Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rachel Reeves, whose CV has been fact-checked and found to be, shall we say, economical with the actualité. We have a Business Secretary, Jonathan Reynolds, who felt it necessary to adorn his LinkedIn profile with a claim of being a solicitor—a qualification he does not, in fact, hold. We have a former minister whose rather significant fraud conviction was somehow omitted from her official biography. And we have a Foreign Secretary, David Lammy, whose ‘team’ was caught editing his Wikipedia entry to claim a first-class degree, which he did not achieve.
This pattern is impossible to ignore. From the top down, this Labour administration projects an air of having blagged its way into power, much like our peculiar friend the fake admiral blagged his way onto the steps of the Llandudno cenotaph.
They trade on credentials they do not possess and polish narratives that do not bear close scrutiny.
The fake Rear Admiral was eventually arrested on suspicion of offences relating to the unlawful use of military uniforms. In the UK, lying on a CV can be a crime too, specifically fraud by false representation under the Fraud Act 2006. Significant lies about qualifications or experience to gain employment can lead to serious consequences, including criminal charges, fines, and imprisonment. Why were these Labour liars not arrested? At the time of their falsifications, they were going for some of the highest offices in the land.
Of course, the furious veterans who spotted this naval impostor have every right to their outrage. Their honour, their service, and their sacrifice are cheapened by such a fraud. But let us direct a measure of that same fury towards the corridors of power in Westminster.
When our leaders cannot be trusted to tell the plain, unvarnished truth about their own pasts, how can we trust them with our country’s future any more than a fake Rear Admiral with a frigate?
The man in Llandudno was, as the sailors present aptly noted, betrayed by his medals. In politics, the false medals are on the CVs. It seems in today’s Britain, whether you’re saluting a war memorial or ‘running’ the economy, it’s not what you’ve done that counts, but the story you can tell.
A sorry state of affairs, indeed.

