Lammy Plain Wrong

BY DOMINIC WIGHTMAN As someone who works daily with Africans, the words of David Lammy to investigator/presenter Stacey Dooley this week came as something of a surprise to me. David, is the issue with me being white? (Genuine question) …because if that’s the case, you could always go over there and try raise awareness? Comic relief have raised over 1 billion pounds since they started. … Continue reading Lammy Plain Wrong

Education or Indoctrination?

BY TARQUIN SUTHERLAND An education in the facts about how we as a species continue to reproduce was once in the realms of Science and Biology. Those days are now quickly being brushed under the educational carpet as the Government succumbs to the LGBTQ lobby and lumps everything under the heading of ‘Health and Relationships’. Now, nobody seriously doubts that a certain amount of lesson … Continue reading Education or Indoctrination?

From Caliphate to Welfare State

BY FRANK HAVILAND The first duty of government is to protect its citizens. You can map the decline of a nation simply by its inability to uphold the laws founded for such a purpose. Britain is now failing this litmus test with alarming regularity. Westminster is now perfectly willing to ignore its largest ever democratic vote, overlook the carnage on the streets of London lest … Continue reading From Caliphate to Welfare State

Bring on the Turnips

BY PAUL NEWALL So on Friday there was a strike by some schoolchildren in protest at climate change – and how the Guardianistas loved it. It was interesting to see Generation Meh put down their smart phones and take some interest in the world they live in for once. The motivation behind this renewed interest is somewhat more malign. If you look closely at photographs of … Continue reading Bring on the Turnips

Left-Wing Hypocrites Don’t Exist

BY BEN PENSANT The greatest weapon in the left’s arsenal is the ability to hold two conflicting opinions at once. It’s a skill dopey right-wingers call ‘cognitive dissonance’ – a fascist concept invented by Hitler and weaponized by trolls to smear the type of people who abhor misogyny, homophobia and antisemitism but defend the planet’s most misogynist, homophobic and antisemitic religion. So us Lefties can … Continue reading Left-Wing Hypocrites Don’t Exist

Grow Up Chaps

BY FRANK HAVILAND Welcome to another edition of ‘World’s Most Offended’, where celebrities battle it out for woke points in a desperate bid to stay relevant. Congratulations to last week’s winner, Will Young, who takes away a year’s subscription to the Guardian, and as many vegan sausage rolls as his pockets can carry. The former Pop Idol star became incensed last week at the latest … Continue reading Grow Up Chaps

The Curious Case of Harry Miller

BY INFAMOUS T Here’s a joke for you: Knock knock! Who’s there? THE THOUGHT POLICE! You’re under arrest. It’s not a very funny joke is it? Even less so being true – which would be bad enough in some godforsaken banana republic half way around the world, let alone right here in dear old Blighty. But this is the Brave New World order, don’t you … Continue reading The Curious Case of Harry Miller

Face Criminals

BY TARQUIN SUTHERLAND And so, the modern transnational Left descends even further into absurdity with the adoption of Orwell’s ‘face-crime’. The fact that the look on the face of just one young lad can single-handedly cause a meltdown of such titanic proportions would be risible – if it weren’t for the fact that the reaction to the initial, highly-edited video clip was so uniformly monstrous. … Continue reading Face Criminals