The Labour

Ingredients:  Lies Electoral Fraud Socialist Heroin Antisemitism Hatred of Britain Associations with Terrorists Pact with the SNP Nepotism Hoodwinking of the Young Conning of the Vulnerable Racism Theft Thuggery Hyperinflation St George Flag diced and sliced No Brexit Sprinkling of Al Qaeda A dusting of Semtex Open Borders Starving Children Instructions:  Empty your larder Sell off sell-able furniture Chop down Magic Money tree and burn … Continue reading The Labour

One Pot Cauliflower Curry

Ingredients: 1 medium cauliflower head — cut into florets  1 tablespoon vegetable or extra virgin olive oil  2 cups white onions — chopped  3 cloves garlic — minced  1 teaspoon cumin powder  ¼ teaspoon ground coriander  4 teaspoons curry powder  Salt and black pepper to taste  2 cups diced tomatoes with the juice from the can  2 cups green peas or chickpeas  1¾ cups coconut … Continue reading One Pot Cauliflower Curry

The Fogcutter

Ingredients: 60ml freshly squeezed orange juice 30ml freshly squeezed lemon juice 15ml orgeat syrup 90ml white rum 15ml gin 15ml brandy 15ml Amontillado sherry Method: Add everything except sherry to a cocktail shaker and fill with ice. Shake well and strain into an ice-filled highball glass. Carefully pour the sherry on top of the drink; garnish with a sprig of mint.   Continue reading The Fogcutter

One Pan Garlic Lemon Chicken & Potato

Ingredients: 4 chicken thighs Juice of 1 fresh lemon 3 tablespoons olive oil, divided 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 4 large garlic cloves, crushed 3 teaspoons dried basil 2 teaspoons dried oregano 2 teaspoons dried parsley 2 teaspoons salt, plus extra 8 baby potatoes, halved 1 red onion, cut into wedges 1 red bell pepper, deseeded and cut into wedges 1 large courgette, sliced 4 … Continue reading One Pan Garlic Lemon Chicken & Potato